hungwy:

sorry but this ai expansion of the descartes portrait is literally so swagful

obestriddbifftomat:

horrorlesbians:

normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023

Very hot of her

metalgearsolid2:

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

obviouschild2014:

I was looking into break rooms (those places that give u a bat and let u smash stuff) and this line got me

chokopoppo:

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

commander-snacks:

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

venusimleder:

Perfect Magazine, 2022.

Ph. Zhong Lin

areascatter:

funnytwittertweets:

dailyskeletonreminders:

sorry yeah, you’re actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry